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What is the Virtual Wingman (and the new Virtual Breakup) service?!? Mix one part e-greeting card, one part relationship counselor, and one part those old MadLibs books your parents would give you to keep you quiet in the back seat during road trips and you've got the Internet's greatest new time waster! Wanna send an anonymous note to that hottie you met last weekend? Did you accidentally shrink your boyfriend's old college sweatshirt? Is it time to tell that girl you've been dodging that things just aren't working out (but you can't think if the right way to say it)? Fill out our simple survey, and our award-winning writers and comedians will do your dirty work. Oh, and did we mention this service is FREE? Here's how the Virtual Wingman works: 1. Pick the type of Wingman you need below. Virtual Wingman is great for introductions, anonymous notes, and apologies. Virtual Breakup is solely for shedding baggage. 2. Enter some minimal contact information and answer some questions about your situation. 3. We send a confirmation letter to your e-mail address (to ensure you're really you, and not Gary from Accounting punkin' yer ass). 4. When you confirm to use the service, one of the Arriviste writing team crafts a witty, engaging message designed to get you out of trouble (or into it J), then we e-mail said message to your intended recipient. Here's how the Virtual Wingman does not work: 1. We are a virtual wingman, not a virtual stalker. You only get to send one message to each recipient each three-month period. (However, you can use the service for different recipients as often as you like.) 2. This is not an automated mail management tool. A real (funny) writer will write your message. Hence it may take 24-48 hours to see a response. 3. We will not create messages for people who have entered hateful, discriminating, or generally foul remarks into the form. We reserve the right to not create a message for anyone, at any time, for any reason. 4. We will not sell your personal information to any third parties whatsoever, nor will we give it away. Click our Privacy Policy for details. However, all entries and responses are the copyright of Arriviste Press. Click here to use the Virtual Wingman! service. Click here to use the Virtual Breakup! service. Click here to subscribe to the Arriviste Update newsletter. Click here to go to the Arriviste Press home page. Click here to check out our upcoming party: the Old School Prom! |
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